*Most Funniest Jokes

I tried to grab Fog once
            
                     I mist

Why was everyone mad at the dish when he arrived at the party?
He was plate

What do you call a screw you can drive with your pinky?
A finger-nail!

What do you call the bottom of a Pen's shoe?
A Pen-sole!

Was the chair excited when he was bolted to the ground?
No, he was floored.

What did the man say when he stubbed his toe on the Sofa?
"Couch!"

Who won the race between the bows and the ties?
It was a tie.

What do you call a sorceress that turns the lights on and off?
A S-witch!

Why did the psychic suddenly stop his car?
It was a sign.

"Is there a tree that would catch a pokemon?"
Oak Wood.

*Disclaimer: Carter's Creative Blog Name will not be held accountable for awkward silences or eye rolls cause by these jokes. Injuries caused or families broken can not be held against the conscience of the Blog. You should've learned from the corny-nish from the last jokes.